Air America Pledge Drive

Michelle Malkin and Radio Equalizer just got a hold of something that I was aware of before the Air America scandal this recent post. Here is the latest in what it mean to be an Air America Associate. This has all the entertainment of a NPR/PBS telethon.

There is no minimum amount required to become an Air America Associate. We are grateful for any gift no matter what the size.

$50 Get three I'm Building Air America Radio bumper stickers.

$100 Get three I'm Building Air America Radio bumper stickers, plus the stylish tote

$250 Get three I'm Building Air America Radio bumper stickers, the stylish AAR tote plus personal thanks on AirAmericaRadio.com

In return for your help:
We'll send you a monthly Associates insider email with the backstage news from our shows and our headquarters.

When we take Air America Radio on the road, we'll invite you to meet our hosts and progressive leaders in your community.

And for gifts of $50 and up, we've got FREE STUFF to send you.

What! $50 for 3 bumper stickers? I think I am beginning to see why liberals don't make good capitalists. AA is resorting the liberal tactic of begging for money instead of earning it by creating it through a desired product. I think I should donate under the name "Gloria Wise" so it can be posted on their web site. But I would be giving money to a business that would make me ill. I wish I could get a bumper sticker that says "if you can't beat conservative talk radio, steal" or "funding provided by cash earmarked for charity". Here is how honesty would really affect their marketing campaign for AA's troubles and scandal. The italics are my additions.

There is no minimum amount required to become an Air America Associate. You can donate as an individual, corporation or even as charity or money taken illegally from a charity. We are grateful for any gift no matter what the size. But if you could swing a couple million that would really help us out,... well,... for a few weeks at least.

$50 Get three I'm Building Air America Radio bumper stickers. Franken has been freaking out about his parking spot again. We had to deal with him being an "involuntary investor" at one time and now we don't hear the end of it.

$100 Get three I'm Building Air America Radio bumper stickers, plus the stylish tote. Stylish isn't really the right word but you might be all the rage latest protest rally.

$250 Get three I'm Building Air America Radio bumper stickers, the stylish AAR tote plus personal thanks on AirAmericaRadio.com. The thanks is on our web site. We would like to thank our latest sponsor which seems to be a "Gloria Wise" from Bronx, NY she has donated $250,... 3,400 times.

In return for your help:
We'll send you a monthly Associates insider email with the backstage news from our
shows and our headquarters. This newsletter will contain information on what other non-profits we can target on stealing from, how to pretend that you don't know what the illegal monies were used for, protestor of the month and,.. oh yes, We hate GEORGE W. BUSH articles!

When we take Air America Radio on the road, we'll invite you to meet our hosts and progressive leaders in your community. Just imagine you can hang out with people Rachel Maddow, Mike Malloy and Randi Rhodes. These progressive leaders include Cindy "even my family disagrees with me" Sheehan, Michael "propagandist" Moore, Louis "I hate white people" Farrakhan and or anyone who hasn't bathed in a more than a week.

And for gifts of $50 and up, we've got FREE STUFF to send you. I guess we don't really have a good cover up for this one, yes, spend $50 or more and you get FREE STUFF. But if you are a true liberal you will bite on this garbage anyway. This is what it means when Lenin used the term "useful idiots".